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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Princess eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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