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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Piper eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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