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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ginger eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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