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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Minnie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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