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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Maya eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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