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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pepper eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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