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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Sparky eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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