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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Yoda eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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