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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Yoda eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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