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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rufus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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