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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Murphy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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