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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Thor eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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