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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Squishy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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