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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dexter eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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