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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Widget eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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