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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Widget eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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