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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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