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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Jenkins eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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