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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Simba eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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