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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖
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