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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘
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