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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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