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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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