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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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