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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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