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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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