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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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