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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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