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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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