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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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