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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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