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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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