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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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