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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Buddy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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