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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Lola eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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