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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Teddy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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