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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Daisy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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