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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Charlie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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