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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Charlie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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