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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Alfie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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