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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Molly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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