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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Molly eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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