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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Smeagol eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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