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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Weasley eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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