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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Akira eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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