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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Akira eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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