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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Hermoine eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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