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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Picard eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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