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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Picard eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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