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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Spock eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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