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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rex eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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