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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Sugar eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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