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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pebbles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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