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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Piper eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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