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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Maya eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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