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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pepper eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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