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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Zeus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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