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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rufus eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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