Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.