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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Murphy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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