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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Widget eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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