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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Jelly eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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