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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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