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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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